Jase: why did you get me out of a mud pit with a helicopter am i that fat?! Jase's boss: *trying not to laugh* no but the last time you got stuck an elephant crushed our jeep Jase: oh right i forgot man i get in a lot of trouble. Jase's boss: which is why i never go out in the field with you till right now cause this beast is interesting and actually really cool. So, is it a bear or a wolf? Jase: both, you see the ozark howler is described as being half wolf half bear....hey look there's a bear here yogie bear *walks toward "bear"* Jase's boss: uh jase come back this way leave yogie bear alone *starts backing up* The "bear" lifts its head up reaveling that it is the ozark howler and jase's boss already left jase. The ozark howler: (bear roar mixed with wolf howl) Jase starts running as the ozark howler starts chasing him also. Jase: bad yogie bad yogie bear im going to Canada to find the ogopogo!!!!