I've seen him, he is here, and I don't know what to do! Ok, hold on, let me back up. So it all started when I decided to go on a walk in the woods. It started out normal but it slowly got worse. First I heard a loud, distorted siren in the distance, not so loud to scare me but still unexpected. I look up at the sky to see it is clear as day and there is not a single cloud. Weird. I figured it must have been a drill, you know, to make sure it worked. I carried on and about an hour later I hear it again, I look up to see him, siren head, standing like a pole. I ran so fast that if I fell I could've cracked concrete. I came home to collect my thoughts. I don't know what to do. Oh god I hear it again! He's here! If you are reading this send help! Oh no he got me...

Story is told by SirebHead