1. There must be something wrong with my new camera. When ever I take a photo of me and my four friends, there is always one person extra just lurking in the background. I wouldn't mind but the more photos I take, the closer the person gets.
2. I turn over in bed and put my arm around my wife. Only to hear someone knockingon the door. But when I went to answer it, it turned out to be my wife. Asking me why I locked her out of the house.
3. I normally don't like animal heads on my wall. Especially if they are still alive.
4. It's one thing to see a skeleton in your living room. It's another thing if it starts talking to you.
5. I hate it when people are noisey and disrespect their surroundings. If they weren't ghosts, I'll tell them to stop it.